Deadpool

If I ever were to celebrate carnival I would dress up as Deadpool geheh.
But I was looking for costumes, and I found them, here, on eBay… but my length says L or XL and my weight says nooo, noooo… you need an M.
And I can’t make a deadpool costume on my own because I’m a very incompetent woman, I can’t sew D:

But I can cut B) I wanted to cut my black jeans into shorts, but I don’t know how long I want them and if I want them cuffed or not and cut them just straight or more diagonal to give them a more of a daisy duke look.

Life is hard hahah.